Quotes

What quotes do you like that are important to you? Please share them. Make sure they are appropriate for school. Make sure to put them in a category (feel free to add new categories when needed). =__Educational__= "Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting something go every day." -Zen Proverb "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course, and I forgot how to drive?"-Homer Simpson "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..." - Louis Hector Berlioz = = =__Funny__= What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? . . . .An offer you can't understand. "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns " Jesus walked on water but Chuck Norris swims through dry land." "There are no such things a steroids in baseball just players that Chuck Norris has breathed on." "They wanted to put Chuck Norris' face on Mount Rushmore but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard." "When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down." "To be completely sane, you have to be a little bit crazy." "All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals." - Homer Simpson "Yesterday is history, and tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift; that's why they call it the present." - Kung Fu Panda "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch " Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. " 'There ain't many things that can't be fixed w/ $700 and a 30-06.' "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."- John " I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead." - Woody Allen " Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. " - Oscar Levant " Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks "Kisses blown are kisses wasted kisses arnt kisses unless they are tasted kisses spread germs and germs are hated but you can kiss me baby i've been vacinated!" "it takes alot of work to look this crappy" =__Death__= "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." "Life is hard. After all, it kills you. " Katharine Hepburn "i found out last night that my grandmother has one day left to live....not to sound cold...but im not gonna pay the ransome..." =__Fashion__= "A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous." - Coco Chanel " I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do." - Will Rogers "All I care about is my shoes and hair." - Aaron Brooks "beauty is pain"

=__Inspirational__= "Whatever you are, be a good one."- Abraham Lincoln "I have failed over and over, that's why I succeed"-Obama " Better to light one small candle than to curse the Darkness" unknown "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us" Oliver Wendell Holmes “Today will never happen again. Don’t waste it with a false start or no start at all." //Og Mandino// "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you"ll land among the stars." //Les Brown// "Play like a Champion Today" "Life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna' get."- Tom Hanks (Forest Gump) "Be who you want to be and not who others expect you to be." -Jess =__Love__= "There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread." - Mother Theresa "The love received is the love that is saved"- Eddie Vedder "If someone comes into your life and becomes a part of you, but for some reason he couldn’t stay, don’t cry too much, just be glad that your paths crossed and somehow they made you happy even for a while." "How to define love: fall but do not stumble, be constant but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, hurt but never keep the pain. " "I'm rad. Your rad. Let's hug!" "All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schultz "We don't put walls up to keep people out but rather to see who cares enough to knock them down." - Unknown "there may be alot of fish in the sea, but your the only one for me" "dont fall for someone unless theyll catch you" =__Life__= " this life stuff, it a killer." B Alvarez "When you're old and dying, you don't want to be thinking about the things you didn't do."-Jukka Hilden "Do what makes for a better story."-unknown "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "Everything is going to be alright in the end. If it's not alright, it's not the end." - Anonymous "A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. " Charles Darwin "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace" -jimi hendrix "I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust none but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."— [|Marilyn Monroe] "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get."- Forrest Gump "Good things may come to those who wait, but the best things go to the people who go and seize the moment and work to get it." Anonymous "Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out." - [|Anton Chekhov]

"Although it is always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing."-__Iroh__ "A man who dares to waste one hour of time has discovered the value of having an hour of life to waste" B Alvarez "Live life to the fullest while you still have the chance" Taylor

" dont worry about the people in your past theres a reason they didnt make it to your future:)

**__Philosophical__**
"Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental." **-**Doug Plank "Please send me your last pair of shoes, worn out with dancing as you mentioned in your letter, so that I might have something to press against my heart." ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "That which does not kill me makes me stronger" "So what? So words and thoughts are things? Who cares? Everyone who has a modicum of awareness cares. Because words can, as things, hurt others."- J.F. Wright and L. Swormstedt "Who cares what other people think", Richard Feynman "You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everyones crazy." - Charles Manson "Never ask what would have happen, only ask what did" C.S Lewis "Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why. "

__Technology__
" The amount of computing that got Apollo to the moon is now in a Furby" by Ed Lazowska "Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant." -Mitchell Kapo

__**Sport****s**__ Swimming is normal for me. I'm relaxed. I'm comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It's my home. [|Michael Phelps] If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? [|Vince Lombardi] There is a lot of pressure put on me, but I don't put a lot of pressure on myself. I feel if I play my game, it will take care of itself. [|LeBron James] "Champions are not made in the gym. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- A desire, A dream, A vision." Muhammad Ali "winning isn't all sports are about its also about having fun and doing your best"